Garage Sale Funny

Last weekend there was a town-wide garage sale in Sexsmith, where everyone sells their things on the same day. Great idea! Anyway, the kids decided to sell some baked goods and pop for some extra money (and they did really well!). Mom gave Lehman a hand towel and instructed him to wipe down the cans of pop before handing them to customers, because they would be very wet after sitting in water and ice all day. She overhears him asking his customers, towel in hand..."Would you like your pop wet or dry?"